First of all, Happy April Fools for all~
大家，愚人节快乐！
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按进去：
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Haha, dun blame me! Just a pre-test for u all not to be fool 2morrow!
I am here to remind u all~ how nice I am, rite? LOL
哈哈，不要怪我。只是让你们对明天提早准备罢了~
提早在这里提醒大家，够贴心吧？
What are u planning for 2morrow festival?
Here I got 10 ideas suggestion for u^^
计划好明天要怎样整人了吗？
在这里给你10个小小建议~
The most common April Fools Idea tat we can c is the cream of OREO is substitute by toothpaste. This idea is not creative aldy, so we ignore it~ Juz remember dun eat Oreo 2morrow =p
最普遍的愚人节整人法就是：Oreo饼干配黑人牙膏
这个点子已经没创意了，所以算了吧~记得明天不要吃oreo饼就好了。
Idea1：
Borrow some money from your friend and say u will pay him today.
Then, go to his home toilet and paste the money on tat. If he didn't notice, he will use his money to...LOL
跟你的朋友借钱，然后说今天之内会还他。
去他家的厕所将钱贴在厕纸内侧。如果他不注意就会用自己的钱来……哈哈
Idea 2:
Put sharp pins on toilet bowl as many as u can^^ (but I think it is dangerous, so think twice before u do tat!) I am juz giving idea =p
把尖尖的钉子放在马桶座上，然后……（不过个人觉得这个方法有点过火了，可能会有危险。所以做之前三思吧XD 后果自负=p
Idea 3:
This pic is clear enough I think. Put this at anywhere to scare your friend^^ Enjoy it
上面的图画应该很清楚了吧？把这个方在你朋友容易看到的地方，吓吓他们吧^^ 看起来真的够恶心
Idea 4:
Idea 5:
把糨糊罐清干净。倒入牛奶或果汁让你的小朋友带去学校！吓吓老师和同学~哈哈
Idea 6:
Idea 7:
Apply some essential baln on your pen, but dun too much.Then, ask your friend write a word for u (say u forgot about the word). Wait he finished the word, his fingers must stick with the essential baln. Tell him there was something on his eyes. He will used his hand to rub his eyes automatically. Then... Guess wat will happen?
先在钢笔上涂上“风油精”，不要太多。然后去给一个人：请帮我写个X字，我忘了怎么写了。 他用此钢笔写完后，右手几根手指自然就有风油精了。 然后假装关心的说：啊！你的右眼里有很大一块眼屎啊。 他自然用右手去揉右眼，然后... ...
Idea 8:
Paste a poster on your school notice board about a big company activity! The company will organised an activity at your school and need some ppl for help. The salary is high per day and who interest in tat pls go to xxx room for register.
Next day, we will realize tat many ppl are crowded in front of your room~haha
Open the door and say " Happy April Fools "! Interesting rite?
在学校的海报板上贴了一份海报,具体内容是某某公司为适应发展,作大范围的广告宣传活动,特到贵大学聘双休业务员若干名,日薪40rmb有意者请到某号楼---某某某寝室报名!名额有限,欲报从速!第二天中午,我们寝室门口来客络绎不绝都来打听此事!结果没有一人知道其中内情还在我的寝室里苦等每想到这儿,我就感到过意不去!直到我回到寝室,他们才恍然大悟,天门大开!希望我的此方法能给你们在愚人节那天带来意想不到的快乐!
Idea 9:
说个老故事吧,人越多得场合越好：
冒险故事.爷孙出海经历险！
爷爷是个水性很熟的渔夫，这天，天气很好，他喊了小孙子一起出海打鱼。
谁知刚出海不久，天气突变，海上起了风浪。小孙子很害怕，爷爷就安慰他：乖孙别怕，爷爷这么多年的技术了，这点风浪怕啥？
突然，一个大浪头打过来，把船浆给劈头打成两节. ！
爷爷无奈地对孙儿说：乖孙啊，浆完了！
Idea 10:
Since all of us are preparing and ready for April Fools Day。 I Think the most useful idea is tell them a real thing and dun talk it seriously. Moreover, mention the thing very freuenly in the day and repeat to say tat it is a very important and true!
我想，现在大家都在防备在愚人节被别人愚弄，我觉得最好的方法：就是将一件真事，装作煞有介事的告诉他或她。而且在这一天的话里，要特别强调，这是真的。哈哈！
叫你的朋友先扎个马步，姿势要正确，嘴里叼张白纸，注意这是发功前的姿势，接着你要把他从这个房间变到另一房间，一切准备就绪，你可以很无奈的说上这么一句话：“ 大变活人嘛!我是不会了，不过活人大便就是这样。”
